Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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