By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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