I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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