help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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