Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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