I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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