alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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