it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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