I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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