i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You've changed since you got that strap on
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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