im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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