Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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