It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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