Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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