I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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