we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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