1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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