**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.