Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.

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(917): View more from New York City

had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.

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(269): View more from Michigan

i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week

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(440): View more from Ohio

I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.

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