We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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