So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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