I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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