No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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