Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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