I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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