those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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