marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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