how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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