i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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