The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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