Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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