I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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