Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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