I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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