Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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