Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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