i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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