No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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