She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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