Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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