this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you inspire me to be a worse person
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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