So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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