she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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