He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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