my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
worst night to have a conscience
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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