You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
ugly people sure do ruin things
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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