Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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