so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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