Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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