Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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