she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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