I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize