508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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