did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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