Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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