I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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