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do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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